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hwp[Bong Water Bubbling, Knocking On Door]
[ Hip-Hop ]
Hits from the bong
Hits from the bong From the bong
[ Bong Water Bubbling ] Hits from the bong From the bong
Hits from the bong Pick it, pack it Fire it up
Come along and take a hit from the bong
Put the blunt down just for a second
Dont get me wrong Its not a new method
Inhale, exhale
Just got an ounce in the mail
Id like a blunt or a big fat cone
But my double-barrel bong is gettin me stoned
Im skillin Theres water inside Dont spill it
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high
Hits from the bong Gonna get high
Lets smoke that bowl Hit the bong
And then take that finger off ofthat hole
Plug it, unplug it Dont strain
I love you, MaryJane [ Pounding on Door]
What the fuck is your problem? No dishwee-saya.
- Me bumbaclot johnson no workin, see? - What?
My raasclot true gashman and me dick wont stay tick, see?
I think I got somethin for that. Hold on.
Aint what you want, baby Girl, wake your ass up.
But what you need, baby Damn right you aint sleep.
Not what you want, baby
Its what you need, baby "Crabs." "Bad Breath."
- Come back with me, baby Satisfaction guaranteed - "Limp Dick." Ha!
Got that dough? Mm-hmm.
Will this make my drill sergeant stand at attention?
No, but itll make you forget your drill sergeant dont stand at attention.
Blaze two, get at me in the mornin. Peace!
Yo, Silas, my brother!
Oh, shit, Mikey. Hell, no!
Come on, Silas. I need somethin to help me out.
Yeah... rehab, mouthwash and a job application. Jeez!
Im startin to recognize things.
Thats cause you comin down off a three-month crack binge. Its called reality, son.
Later, man. Wait, Silas!
Youve got anything for a head wound?
Man, aint nothin wrong with your head.
- Aah! - [ Thud]
There is now.
Fuckin crackhead.
- Now what? Oh, shit, Ive! - Whats up, dog?
Whats up, nigga? Whats crackin?
Oh, shit. You know.
Hey, you get my message about goin to the Jets game?
Yo, I wish I could, dog, but I got this little shorty comin through tonight.
I met her on the Internet... chickenheads.com.
This girl is bangin!
Yo, we even exchanged pictures and everything!
Damn. This look like your last girlfriend.
Mm-hmm. And did your picture have that nasty...
Al B. Sure pubic patch in it, motherfucker?
This just sprang up. You know what I think it is?
Its the mark of Buddha.
And your haircut game is fucked up.
Girlfriend see that, she gonna shit on you.
This girl is different. All she cares about is Kevin Costner movies.
Im gonna let Kev do the foreplay, right? Mm-hmm.
And I figured I could get somethin from Garden of Weeden to make it interesting.
Costner, huh? Dances with Wolves. Mm-hmm.
Field ofDreams. Thats a corny motherfucker.
You gonna need some strong shit just to stay awake.
Youre feelin me. Youre feelin me.
Thats a four-hour move youre makin, motherfucker.
Whoo! What is this?
Huh? Get up. Dog, you shouldnt have.
Man, I didnt. Get outta here with that shit.
Let me just grab a titty. Hell, no.
She wouldnt even know it was me. To hell with that.
Yeah. What you got for me? Here you go, right here:. the bomb.
Oh, yeah. Whats this right here? Aah!
Whoa!
Stop touchin stuff! When you gonna get funds for this shit?
Look right there. See that right there?
Thats a natural aphrodisiac right there.
Come here. Let me show you some more shit. Look right there.
See that right there? Thats a painkiller. Look up under there, bro.
You see that? Cure for blue balls.
This aint shit, all right? Watch yourself.
Yeah, well, your shit is raggedier than a motherfucker, okay?
If you took your head off these hos and put it in some books,
youd have that lab you always talked about.
Half those books is filled with bullshit,
the other half lies, all right?
See what Im sayin? I gotta give Pops his medicine.
Im hungrier than four dudes.
Hey, Im hungrier than five.
Who is you, and whats you doin in my house,Jack?
I work for Porkchops-O-Chunky.
Whether youre black, or a honky or in-between, youll love Porkchops-O-Chunky.
Man, thats me! So whats in this stuff?
Nothin but pork. Wow! Right on!
Why dont you have a bowl... There you go, man.
Yo, you scared to answer your call?
What callin?
Porkchops-o-Chunky Taste real good
Wont make your bathroom smell funky, yeah
You got a opportunity to do somethin here...
that the drug companies would never do:. What up? Stay up.
puttin the power of healin in the hands of the common man. Yeah, whatever.
What you need to do is concentrate on gettin the power of booty...
into the hands of your common ass, thats what you need to do.
Dont worry about the Ive. I got mine comin tonight. Hey, Silas.
Damn, you see the ass on her? Shut up, boy.
Yo, you just remember to take them THCs, at least try to get into college,
workin in a real lab, makin some real money.
Yeah, okay. Whatever, man. If you say so, bro.
The world is bigger than Staten Island, dog.
Im out.
Holler at me. Ill try to.
Whats up, ladies? Yo, Si.
If I got hit by a bus tomorrow, I got your back, dog.
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