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hwpCongratulations,
Hudson High Class of 2004 .
There she is. Fiona!
Bye.
- Hey.
- Hey!
- Hey, you.
- Congratulations, graduate.
- Thanks, baby.
And congratulations to you, Cooper.
Aww. Thanks, baby!
- Nice try.
- All right.
- See you at Wades party tonight?
- See you then.
So, its just you and me
for the entire summer.
Next year you graduate, join me
at college. Just like we planned.
- Scott, we need to talk.
- Yeah? About what?
About me dumping you.
Huh?
There he is!
The graduate
and his beautiful girlfriend. OK?
Smile, you two!
- Action!
- Dad, Mom, Grandma...
Uncle Moke... uh...
Im gonna need a minute here, OK?
What do you mean,
youre dumping me?
I just cant take all the lying
and cheating on each other anymore.
What are you talking about?
Sweetie, I never cheated on you.
I know. Thats what makes this so hard.
Youre looking good, you guys.
Scotty, its not you.
Its me.
There I go, lying again.
No, it was you.
Youre just so...
...predictable.
- Smile!
So, thats it.
Heres your letter jacket back.
Goodbye.
This isnt mine.
Shes a keeper, huh?
Oh, wow.
Oh, my God.
Fiona!
Lets see that again.
Fiona!
- This is just so brutal.
And yet I cant look away.
Bert, play it again. Come on.
- Fiona!
- Bert, get out of here.
OK.See you.
All right. Stay black, Bert.
"Fiona!"
Mail, motherfucker!
Hey, I got one from Mieke.
"Happy Herzlichen."
Still writing that guy?
I thought that was for German class.
Yeah at first, but were
actually becoming good friends.
Hes a really cool guy.
"Dear Mieke, greetings
from your American pen pal."
Scotty, Girl Scouts have pen pals.
Listen to yourself, all right?
You met a "cool guy" on the "internet."
This is how these sexual predators work.
Next thing you know,
hell want to "arrange a meeting"
where he will gas you,
stuff you in the back of his van,
and make a wind chime
out of your genitals.
Come on, lets go to Wades.
All right.
Screw it. Lets go.
Im not gonna let Fiona
ruin my graduation night.
Auf wiedersehen, Mieke.
- Whats up, losers?
- Whats up, Jenny?
Whats up, dude?
Sorry to hear about Fiona.
Shes a whore.
Thats very sweet of you.
Thanks.
Enough Fiona talk. Look around.
Theres gotta be 100 drunk girls.
We should try to have sex
with every one of em.
Hello? Mixed company?
What?
- Im a girl!
- No, youre not.
- Youre just a cool guy with long hair.
- So, wheres your evil twin brother?
Jenny!
There he is.
Hey, Jamie.
In fine form, I see.
Whyd you get me
gin and tonic?
- I hate gin.
- You do?
You guys are the worst twins ever!
Chug! Chug!
- When are you guys taking off?
- Tomorrow morning.
Hey, Wade!
Great party, buddy.
Man, I am so excited!
A whole summer,
backpacking around Europe.
You shouldve come with us instead of
working for Dr. Dad, Scotty!
Its gonna be so awesome!
Yeah. I planned every detail of the trip
to maximize the fun!
You brought a guidebook to a party?
- Do you wanna see my itinerary?
- Do you wanna see my balls?
You guys decide where
youre gonna go first?
Paris! I cant wait.
Two years ago Nicky Jagers sister,
Debbie, met a wealthy French guy,
and spent a month sailing
the Mediterranean on his yacht.
Isnt that the most romantic
thing youve ever heard?
Stuck on a boat with a weird French guy?
That sounds a little gay.
Its not gay. Im a girl.
- Kinda gay.
- A little gay.
I gotta piss like a pregnant woman.
Hey, listen up, everybody.
Gotta a little special thing
Id like to do tonight.
Going to play
a little song for you
about the nastiest, freakiest
little sex puppet I know...
Fiona.
This ones for you, baby.
Happy anniversary.
" Scotty doesnt know
That Fiona and me
" Do it in my van every Sunday
" She tells him shes in church
But she doesnt go
" Still shes on her knees
And Scotty doesnt know
" Oh, Scotty doesnt know
" So dont tell Scotty
Scotty doesnt know
" Scotty doesnt know "
I hope were just as popular
in college as we were in high school.
- We will be.
- I know.
Who needs more Chablis?
- Candy, wanna come with?
- No, Ill stay here.
Well, theres your R-rating
right there.
- Whoops!
Holy cow!
Oh, this isnt where
I parked my car!
" I cant believe
Hes so trusting
" While Im right behind you thrusting
" Cause Scotty doesnt know
Scotty doesnt know "
Cooper Harris, youre a pig!
Uh... Candy, you should
clean that off before you go.
Clean what off?
You got a little something on you.
- Where?
- Right there.
Its like a smudge,
or something.
Where?
Its like dirt, or something.
Just go like this.
Is it off?
No, keep rubbing it.
" I did it with her on his birthday
" Scotty doesnt know
Scotty doesnt know
" Scotty doesnt know
Scotty doesnt know
" Dont tell Scotty
Scotty doesnt know "
Mmm-hmm... mmm-hmm...
No, its just not coming off.
What is it?
Maybe tree sap or something.
Try pinching it.
No, its just not coming off.
Ill tell you what.
Lick your fingers,
get some saliva going.
Like this?
Yeah.
Again, not enough saliva.
- Is it off yet?
- Fine, Ill do it.
Come here.
Oh, my God! Candy!
Cooper!
Hey...
This isnt where I parked my car.
" Scotty doesnt know
Hey.
Scotty doesnt