분야
hwpBless me, Father, for I have sinned.
How you doing?
Its been two weeks
since my last confession.
I done a lot of bad things in that time.
Didnt go to church, I took the Lords
name in vain quite a few times.
I cursed my mother-in-law, but it was
in Italian, so she couldnt understand.
- So I dont know if that counts.
- It counts.
Okay. And I cheated on my wife.
- You committed adultery?
- Yes.
How many times?
Five times the last two weeks.
Wait. No, thats wrong.
It was four times this week...
...with three women
and three times last week...
...with two other women. Wow.
Plus, one of the women from this week
was the same as last week...
...or maybe two
of the women was the same.
So I guess that makes...
What? I dont know. Seven times.
I mean, it was more
than seven times, Father.
It was more like or times,
but, you know, it was like...
...on seven different occasions,
only with five different women.
But some of the women more than once.
Some of them quite a few times.
In fact, its hard to say, Father.
I didnt exactly keep count, but lets say
a dozen times in the last two weeks...
...give or take a few times.
Rosalie!
Joey, Im still waiting
for those meatballs.
Ill be right with you.
Hey, thanks for stopping by.
Rosalie, Wendel wants another beer.
Excuse me.
Youre here?
I thought you was on vacation.
- Got back yesterday.
- Hows Martha?
- Terrific.
- Tell her Joey said hello.
I will.
Devo, the meatball, the meatballs.
Come on.
Ill be with you in one minute, folks.
Donna Joy, youre looking
mighty nice in that mini.
Thanks, Joey.
Youre looking pretty good yourself.
Yeah, you think? Thanks.
Joeys Pizza.
Hey, Ty, how you doing?
How many?
How soon?
You want pepperoni,
you got pepperoni.
- Devo, take this out.
- Rosalie!
Tulskys coming by to pick up six pies.
We need more pepperoni. Its in the back.
Joeys Pizza.
Hey, baby, how you doing?
No, no, nows bad.
Nows bad. Very busy.
How about later on?
Later on. Okay?
I gotta hang up. My wifes coming.
Okay, bye. Thanks for calling.
- Be quiet, will you?
- Shut up!
- Hi, Mom.
- Hi, Mom.
Baba Ganoush.
Devo.
Mystic Crystal, let it shine
Spikes just like a porcupine
- Hello, you two.
- Hi!
This is hot. Ill be with you in a minute.
Im gonna drop this off.
Okay. Im gonna go see Dad.
Hi, Daddy.
Who said that?
What? What?
Let me see your picture, Dom.
Oh, thats really good. What is it?
What does it look like?
- It looks like a pizza pie?
- Mom, its a flower.
Oh, Im sorry.
What do you think?
Michelangelo.
Look at that.
Oh, the defenders of justice. Hello.
Cheese it, the cops!
Here, Larry. All set. Sausage and rooms,
heavy on the rooms.
Thank you, Joey.
- Carlos, whats the matter?
- Nothing.
- Hey, kids, hows it going?
- Okay.
Larry, Larry, Larry.
Look what Dominic did today.
- You ever see anything so beautiful?
- Dominic, thats lovely.
- What is that, a flower?
- No, its a pizza.
Its pepperoni, I bet.
Yeah, it could be.
Im not sure. Yeah.
- I love pepperoni.
- Next time.
You always say next time.
I heard you caught that guy
who was robbing all them -Elevens.
- You caught that guy?
- Right.
- Picked him up last night.
- Thank God! Youre doing a great job.
- Thank you.
- You hear that?
Thats how come, in America,
we can live safe.
Because we got cops like
Larry Schooner and Carlos Wiley...
...who make sure everybody does
what hes supposed to do.
Work hard, pay your taxes,
obey the law...
...you can have anything you want.
I want my kids to understand
what a great country we got here.
I think they understand.
Hey, Rosalie, keep your eye on the shop.
I gotta look at Lacey Flynns plumbing.
- Okay, sweetie.
- Her plumbing?
Devo, when youre done there,
I want you to go around back...
...and clean out the garbage cans.
Theyre full of maggots.
Maggots.
- Thats perfect. I love that man.
- Ill do it with you.
No, please, thats my job,
taking care of maggots.
How you doing?
How you doing?
This is the third time this week
hes gone up to visit Laceys pipes.
He owns the building.
He has to take care of it.
- See the way she looks at him?
- Thats not his fault.
Shes lonely. I feel sorry for her.
Dont feel sorry for her.
Its too convenient for Joey.
Hey, you shouldnt talk like that.
Its not right. Joeys my husband.
I dont wanna see you get hurt.
I can take care of myself.
Dont worry about me.
- Who is it?
- Its the pizza man.
- Hello, pizza man.
- Hello. Im here to check your pipes.
Im so glad because
waters squirting everywhere.
Think shes pretty?
Yeah, I guess so.
I can see a lot of girls
are crazy for Joey...
...and he has an eye for the ladies too.
Thats okay.
Hes Italian.
Hes allowed to look.
In reality as we know it,
some men do more than look.
You dont trust anyone, Devo.
Thats your whole trouble.
I trust you.
Joey would never run around on me.
- Rosalie...
- He never would.
Let me put it this way.
Lets say you had a dream that he did...
...and the dream turned out to be true.
What would you do?
Id kill myself, and if I didnt
feel any better, Id kill him. Yeah.
- Joey