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hwp I, Reuben, take you, Lisa...
I, Reuben, take you, Lisa,
to be my lawfully wedded wife.
I do. I do.
Hey, Lois.
The room looks beautiful.
Oh, thanks. And all the candles
have been replaced...
with these mini-lamps you asked for,
so now no more fire hazard.
Great.
Hey, did we sanitize these things?
Reuben!
- The best man is in the house! Ohh!
- Oh!
- Oh, my God!
- Sandy, you okay?
Jorg, ice.
The best man went down.
Dance floors like a Slip N Slide, dude.
I thought I told them not to wax this.
Twenty-three percent of the guests
are over .
I dont want anyone breaking a hip.
Okay. Dont worry.
Im gonna take care of it.
All right. I analyze risk for a living.
Its my job to worry.
Okay, let me do the worrying
cause you gotta get married.
Right.
Im good.
You got my note that
Harry Bard at table seven
is violently allergic to seafood?
Yes. His chicken will go
nowhere near the fish.
Were putting the finishing touches
on the cake.
This looks great. Lisas gonna love it.
Hit me, dude.
Hey, arent you that kid
from Crocodile Tears?
Thats right. Im Sandy Lyle.
Man, I saw that movie in high school.
That bagpipe scene,
that was the funniest shit, man.
We had a good time on that picture.
You want an autograph?
Ah, no, thanks.
Its good to see you, man.
I thought you died,
like, years ago.
Ah. Nah.
Im very much alive, my friend.
Ive been doing a lot of stage acting.
Getting back to my roots.
- Sandy, we should get going cause...
- Theyre making an
E.! True Hollywood Story on me,
so that should clear up
a lot of your questions.
So theyre really doing
one of those shows about your life?
Yeah. I got a camera crew
following me around
the next few weeks.
Its gonna be huge.
Wow. Thats cool.
Reuben. Two-minute warning.
Lisas on her way down.
Okay, thanks.
Look, Reuben.
Yeah.
Now, Im asking you this because
youre my oldest friend in the world.
Uh-huh.
And Im your wingman.
Okay. What?
Are you sure you wanna do this?
Sandy, theres not a doubt
in my mind.
Okay? I found the perfect woman.
Were totally in love.
My lifes working out
just like I planned.
Lets go get married.
Okay.
- [Glass Breaks]
- Mazel tov.!
Go on. Kiss each other.
Big smile, everyone!
Come on. You love each other.
Smile, Grandma.
Having fun.
- ["Hava Nagila"]
- [Yelling]
Whoa!
[Screams]
[Cloth Rips]
Ohh!
Hello, everybody.
Im Stan Indursky, Reubens boss.
Thank you. Youre very kind.
Now, Reubs not the sort of fellow
to brag about his own success,
so Im going to do it for him.
The fact is, this young man here...
is the best risk assessment expert...
in this whole meshugas
we call the insurance business.
Irving, Vivian,
youve raised a wonderful son.
Lets hear it for him.
Reuben, Lisa, let me just say...
that I would insure your marriage
any day of the week.
Mazel, you two. Good things.
[Woman]
Mazel Tov!
Oh, and, Lisa, dont tire him out
too bad on the honeymoon.
- I need this kid fresh when he gets back.
- [Laughing]
- Mazel, mazel.! Good things.
- You know what, the truth is,
Ive been waiting for this day
my entire life.
And about four and a half years ago,
I met a real estate agent named
Lisa Kramer,
[Woman]
Lisa.!
who showed me an apartment,
which I rented
just so shed go out with me.
I gave him a good price.
Yeah, not good enough.
Shes a killer. No, seriously, um...
After about a month of dating,
I knew she was the one.
[Woman] Aw.
And I couldnt be happier...
that on this day that Ive been
dreaming about for so long,
the woman Im standing
next to... is you.
[Lisa Laughing]
Oh, my goodness.!
I lost my shoe!
Look at this place!
Oh, its so pretty!
Its beautiful.
What?
[Screams]
Hows your bruise?
Its okay.
You know, its a little sore.
You know, they really should tell you
if theyrejust gonna let komodo dragons
run loose around the hotel.
Really.
Oh! How about this one?
Lets see. "Recently renovated colonial
in Montclair, three-bedroom."
Sweetie, remember?
We took a virtual tour of this one
on the Internet.
It was perfect,
but just a little pricey.
Oh, right, right. Thats right.
Its probably off the market anyway.
Why do you say that?