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hwp Hitler goes to a fortuneteller and asks:
"When will I die?"
And the fortuneteller replies:
"On a Jewish holiday. "
Hitler then asks,
"How do you know that?"
And she replies:
"Any day you die will
be a Jewish holiday. "
So you ask me, as a Jew:
"How could you tell a joke
like that at a time like that?"
Thats how we survived.
Those were some of the
things that kept us going.
Everything else, the Germans had taken.
They built high walls with barbed
wire to shut us in the ghetto.
We were isolated from the rest of
the world for years without any news.
So we relied on the little things:
A dark joke.
A sunny day.
A hopeful rumour.
Thats why wed go and
sit by the ghetto wall...
...and look at the tree
where I first kissed Hannah.
And it was by that wall
that it all started.
With a single sheet of newspaper.
No! Its too dangerous!
Where can she go?
Run, liebele. Run!
Be safe. Go, go, go!
Darling!
Well see you soon! We love you, Lina!
Halt!
What are you doing there?
Trying to escape from the ghetto?
Name!
Jakob Heym.
Dont you know its punishable
by death for a Jew...
...to be in the streets after curfew?
Youre right. Of course youre right.
One hundred percent correct.
I dont think the siren went off yet.
A smart Jew! Go over there!
Present yourself to
the officer on duty...
...and tell him you were out after !
But its not .
Are you arguing?
Go!
This is the radio of the
German Armed Forces Network.
Heil, Hitler!
We will now broadcast
a special bulletin.
During a hard-fought
defensive battle...
...heroic troops of the Fatherland,
under General von Hartung...
...succeeded in driving back
the Russian forces near Bezanika.
Bezanika is a very strategic
point of this sector.
We will now broadcast a
message from our F黨rer.
Bezanika.
The Russians are there,
only kilometres away.
My God! Theyre in Poland.
What are you doing here?
The sentry sent me to Your
Royalness for my proper punishment.
Although I hadnt heard the
siren, and with due respect...
...if his watch is right,
then your clock is wrong.
But that is for you to decide.
Decide?
What?
My appropriate punishment.
Even though, I take the
liberty of repeating myself:
Its not yet quite : .
It still isnt : . Its
only three minutes to .
Two minutes to .
Then the gentleman, the sentry,
was just making fun of me.
Just because theres a war...
...people shouldnt stop
joking with one another.
May I?
We Jews are partial to jokes too.
Do you live far from here?
Ten minutes, if I run.
Then hurry.
Please may I have a pass?
Now what do I do, Hannah?
Im locked outside.
Gotta keep going.
Its crazy, Hannah.
I may be the only Jew
for kilometres...
...trying to get back into the ghetto.
To get across that distance,
you have to be a mouse.
Oh, God of the Jews!
Why didnt you make your
people a race of mice?
I ask you quite frankly: What
good does it do to be a man?
Im going.
I go.
Not yet!
Wait for the searchlight to go by.
- Who are you?
- Lina Kronstein.
Im I . How old are you?
Watch out!
What are you doing here,
anyway? Trying to escape?
Where? A Jew would not
last five minutes out there.
So youre going back in?
Yes.
May I come with you?
With me?
Why me?
Who else?
All right.
Come on.
Oh, wait! Wait!
Youre scared?
No. Terrified.
Come on! This way!
- Here.
- Thank you, little mouse.
Hide! Police!
Here!
Bye-bye, little girl.
Thanks for saving my life.
Youll have to excuse me.
Im very tired. Im going
home. You should do the same.
Maybe Ill take the tram.
Bye-bye.
All right.
Where would you like to go? Do
you have money for your fare?
Come on.
You cant stay here.
You have to go home.
Where are your parents?
Come on!
Our apartment is much
nicer. We have a living room.
Well, when there were
people crammed in here...
...Ill show you no living room.
If you dont like it,
find another hotel.
Thats not a nice thing to say to me.
Excuse me.
- Where do I sleep?
- Upstairs.
Why not here?
Because some nosy neighbour
might see you and denounce me...
...and then the Germans
will come. Come on.
- Here, kitty, kitty.
- Leave the cat alone.
- Dont you like cats?
- No. I prefer a rat.
I dont want to see you
playing with that cat.
I certainly dont want to
see you catch it and eat it.
Any cat that lets itself
get caught is sick.
All right, but what
am I supposed to eat?
You dont have any
ration coupons for me.
Thats true.
Ill burn that bridge when I get to it.
Here we are.
Look.
Theres heat from the chimney.
Heres a book about Africa. You read
this, youll forget youre hungry.
Dont worry. Im used to it.
Now, come on.
- Whats wrong?
- I lost my doll.
Sorry, I dont have any dolls.
Why not?
Well, me and my wife
didnt have any children.
Where is your wife? Did
they put her on a train?
No, they shot her!
Under a tree.
Dont ask me what kind of
tree. I didnt bother to ask.
Time for sleep.
Its crazy, Hannah.
I manage to more or less