The Lonely Guy Script
When life was just empty rooms
for company i talked to the moon
i danced along to my own song
that no one could hear
when nights were silent and dark
id lie in shadows, stare at the stars
the quiet voice that lifted my heart
was always so clear
it told me
the chance for love comes without warning
so dont stop looking for it
yeah, love comes without warning
so be ready for love
yours are the eyes
i have spent my life looking for
if theyre not telling lies
you were looking for me
i want to tell everyone
whos waiting in the dark for the sun
before your chance in life is gone
youll be in the light
remember
the chance for love comes without warning
so dont stop looking for it
yeah, love comes without warning
so be ready for love
This film is dedicated to lonely guys everywhere.
Lonely guys have been with us since the beginning of time.
Theres one there. Poor guy.
Another new years eve alone in the cave.
Even a thousand years from now,
the lonely guy will still be there.
Look at this guy.
That couple will go down in history.
All he gets to do is eat roast beef from a tube.
So all you lonely guys out there, this film is for you.
Its for guys like that guy, chin loo fung in canton, china.
Hes got married brothers and sisters,
yet still eats alone in a chinese restaurant four nights a week.
Its for mbowie zoomba, another lonely guy.
While hes happy that cable tv has been installed in his area,
hed really just like to meet a nice girl with attractive lip lace.
And its for larry hubbard...
[larry hubbard] Hey, thats me, fifth one down. Ill take over the narration.
Hi, im larry hubbard. This is the story of how i became a lonely guy.
I came to manhattan to be a writer.
While i was working on my novel, i took a job at a greeting card firm.
It was working out pretty well.
What are you working on, hubbard?
Its an idea i had for a new kind of sympathy card, sir.
Mmm.
"I know how much your loss must grieve you,
"but heres a thought id like to leave you:
"Although youre sad remember that...
now god is petting your pussycat. "
Beautiful! Hubbard!
- Congratulations! Youre moving up. - Thank you, sir.
- Get your things and take the front desk. - Yes, sir!
- Finley, harrison, annenberg, leach. - Yes, sir?
Stop whatever youre doing. I want pet cards.
Birthday, anniversary. And not just cats and dogs.
I want hamsters, fish, parakeets.
I was always lucking into things like that.
New york had been pretty good to me.
The best part was, id met this gorgeous ballet dancer named daniele.
She was nuts about me and asked me to move right in with her.
Every day at : shed have bathed, perfumed,
put on a sexy nightie...
and be waiting alone in a big bed just for me.
Hi, daniele. Tarzan is here.
Oh, one second while i look through my mail here.
[Muttering] Oh, geez.
Hey, a rejection from a completely new publisher.
Theyre finally getting to know me in this town.
Hi, honey. You miss me?
- So, whatd you do today? Anything interesting? - Ohhh.
You gotta get out of the house. You cant mope
around all day waiting for me to come home.
Ohhh.
This your cigar in here, honey?
All ready for me i can see, huh?
Mmm. You smell good.
I dont believe you!
You come home, you find me in bed with another man,
you act as if nothings going on.
Larry, this is my lover, raoul.
Were lovers. Understand?
- Hi, raoul. Larry hubbard. Nice to meet you. - Yeah, hi.
Have you known daniele long?
Yes, were dancers in the same company.
- Dancer? I thought they were all... - yes.
Well, raouls not! Raouls all man.
Yeah.
And hes moving in tonight. After the nutcracker.
Hes bringing his things over in the morning.
Bringing his things over? Theres hardly enough room for our things!
Your things are going! Ive already packed them!
Theyre in the hall beside the garbage, and you can take em out all together.
I know im behaving strange. Probably real strange.
Ive never been in a situation like this before.
I dont know how to handle it. I still dont know how to handle it.
So i was waiting, calmly,
patiently, reasonably,
til i do figure out how to handle this kind of situation.
Hold it. I think ive got it.
Yes, yes.
What the hells going on here? Whats he doing in this bed?
You disgust me, both of you!
Im getting out of here, and i never want to see you in my life again!
I think i handled that rather well.
[Daniele, muffled] Oh, larry, dont forget the garbage.
I had no place to stay, nowhere to go.
There was no one to talk to. I mustve looked pretty pitiful.
But thats the good thing about living in a big city like new york.
At least nobody i knew was going to see me like this.
[Man] Larry? Larry hubbard? Is that you?
Hey, larry, how are you? Jack. Jack bedwood.
Oh, jack, hi. Youre looking good. Hows it going?
How does it look? Pretty good, huh?
Hows it going with you?
Oh, just taking a walk. I like to get out of the house every once in a while.
I heard about you and daniele breaking up.
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