Move it, dorkus.
Okay, I think youre next. Ill take your ticket.
Come right around this way. Keep your back straight.
Put your books down on your lap.
Now, look right up at the camera, okay? Nice smile. Here we go.
Let me focus right over here. Okay. Get you in.
Thats good.
Swing around this way just a little bit, Gina.
- Its Jenna. - Look over here, Gina.
Its Jenna!
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Ive had enough already.
Hey, Jenna.
Matt, please. No more pictures.
Come on. Its your 13th birthday. We gotta document it.
- Hi, Tom-Tom. - Hey, Jenna.
Hi, Beaver. Hows everything at the dam?
- So howd yours come out, Rink? - Not so good.
Yeah, mine arent so hot either.
- Tom-Tom, yours are great! - Yours are the best.
God, youre so photogenic.
Ill meet you out front.
Do whatever you want. Its not like she needs a play-by-play.
- Freakazoid. - See you.
Jenna, could I talk to you a tiny sec?
I told Chris Grandy me and the Six Chicks were going to your party.
- And he said he wanted to come with. - Really?
Yeah, its too bad we cant make it, because we really wanted to.
- Didnt we, girls? - Totally.
- So, so much. - Were so sorry.
Miss Measlys up our butts with this group project...
...and Chris is gonna help us out...
...so I guess he cant come either.
- I could write your report for you. - Fabuloso.
You know, I cant believe you invited those clones.
Theyre my friends.
Six Chicks are not your friends, okay?
Well, almost. And someday Im gonna be a Six Chick.
Theres six of them. Thats the point. There cant be a seventh Six Chick.
Its just mathematically impossible.
Youre cooler than they are. Theyre unoriginal.
I dont wanna be original, Matty, I wanna be cool.
- Want some Razzles? - Razzles are for kids.
Exactly.
- Arrivederci. - Au revoir.
- Hey, sweetie. - Happy birthday!
Tell us about your new life as a teenager.
What did you do? Are you wearing a bra?
- Go away! - Oh, honey, whats wrong?
Wayne. Self-image.
- Jenna, its going to be all right. - It is not, Mom! Look at me!
- This is not okay. This is fatal. - Its not fatal, honey. Its realistic.
I hate my life.
You dont look like girls in Poise magazine...
...but youre beautiful in your own way.
I dont wanna be beautiful in my own way.
I wanna look like these people.
Oh, those arent people, honey. Those are models.
"Thirty, flirty and thriving. Why the s are the best years of your life. "
I wanna be .
Well, you will be, honey.
But right now youre my beautiful -year-old.
- Happy birthday! - Oh, my God.
This is just part one of your present. I got something else to give you later.
What is it?
You know how you always wanted a Barbie Dream House?
Well, I decided to make you your own Jenna Dream House.
- You made all this? Oh, Matty. - Yeah.
See, thats you in your bubble bath, reading your favorite magazine.
And theres your bedroom, with a massive stereo...
...and every record ever made.
The good ones.
And theres that bum Rick Springfield loafing on the couch.
And there I am, to make sure the creep keeps his hands to himself.
Oh, almost forgot. Wishing dust.
It says, "This wishing dust knows whats in your heart of hearts.
Itll make all your dreams come true. "
Theyre here.
What do we do?
Oh, my God. Matt, Im just gonna put this away, okay?
So theres room to dance.
Put some music on.

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