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hwp Let me tell you what"Like A Virgin" is about.
Its all about a girlwho digs a guy with a big dick.
The entire songis a metaphor for big dicks.
No, it aint.
Its about a girlwhos very vulnerable.
Shes been fucked over a few timesand she meets a guy whos sensitive.
Whoa. Timeout.Tell that bullshit to the tourists.
Toby? Who the fuck is Toby?
"Like A Virgin" is not about somesensitive girl who meets a nice fella.
Thats what "True Blue" is about.No argument about that.
- Which one is "True Blue"?- It was a big-ass hit for Madonna.
I dont even follow that top-of-the-popsshit, and Ive heard of "True Blue."
I didnt say I aint heard of it.All I asked is, hows it go?
Excuse me for not beingthe worlds biggest Madonna fan.
Personally, I can do without her.
I used to like her early stuff,"Borderline"...
but once she got off with that"Papa, Dont Preach" phase, I tuned out.
Hey, you guys are making melose my train of thought here.
I was sayin something.What was it?
Oh, Tobys thatlittle Chinese girl.
- What was her last name?- Whats that?
Its an old address book I found ina coat I havent worn in a coons age.
- What was that name?- What the fuck was I talkin about?
You said "True Blue"was about a guy--
a sensitive girlwho meets a nice guy...
but "Like A Virgin"was a metaphor for big dicks.
Let me tell you what"Like A Virgin" is about.
Its all about this coozewhos a regular fuck machine.
Im talkin morning, day,night, afternoon...
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick!
- How many "dicks" is that?- A lot.
Then one day, she meetsthis John Holmes motherfucker.
Its like, "Whoa, baby." Hes likeCharles Bronson in "The Great Escape."
Hes diggin tunnels.Now shes gettin serious dick action.
Shes feelin somethin she aintfelt since forever: pain, pain.
Chew? Toby Chew?
It hurts. It hurts her.
It shouldnt hurt her.Her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now.
But when this catfucks her, it hurts.
It hurts just like it didthe first time.
You see, the painis reminding a fuck machine...
what it was once liketo be a virgin.
Hence, "Like A Virgin."
Wong.
-Give me that fuckin thing.-What in hell do you think youre doin?
Im sick of hearin it, Joe.Ill give it back to you when we leave.
What do you mean, when we leave?Give me it back now!
For the past minutes now,youve been droning on about names.
"Toby. Toby?
Toby? Toby Wong.
Toby Wong? Toby Wong.
Toby Chung fuckin Charlie Chan."
Ive got Madonnas big dickcomin out of my left ear...
and Toby the Jap-- I dont know what--comin out of my right.
Give me that book.
Are you gonna put it away?
Im gonna do whateverthe fuck I want with it.
Well, then Im afraidIm gonna have to keep it.
Hey, Joe,want me to shoot this guy?
Shit.
You shoot me in a dream,you better wake up and apologize.
You guys been listenin to K-BILLYs"Super Sounds of the s" weekend?
Yeah. Thats fuckin great.
- You believe the songs theyre playin?- Know what I heard the other day?
"Heartbeat, Its a Lovebeat" by littleTony DeFranco and the DeFranco family.
I havent heard that song sinceI was in the fifth fuckin grade.
When I was comin down here, "The Nightthe Lights Went Out in Georgia" came on.
I aint heard that songsince it was big.
But when it was big, I mustve heard ita million-trillion fuckin times.
But this is the first timeI ever realized...
that the girl singin the songis the one who shot Andy.
You didnt know that Vickie Lawrencewas the one who shot Andy?
- I thought the cheatin wife shot Andy.- They say that at the end of the song.
I know, motherfucker. I just heard it.Thats what Im talkin about.
I mustve zoned outduring that part before.
All right,Ill take care of the check.
All right,Ill take care of the check.
You guys can get the tip.
Should be about a buck apiece.
And you, when I come backI want my book.
Sorry. Its my book now.
Hey, I changed my mind.Shoot this piece of shit, will ya?
All right, everybody cough upsome green for the little lady.
Come on, throw in a buck.
I dont tip.
- You dont tip?- I dont believe in it.
You dont believe in tipping?
Do you know what these chicks make?They make shit.
If she dont make enough money,she can quit.
I dont even know a fuckin Jewwhod have the balls to say that.
Let me get this straight.You dont ever tip, huh?
I dont tip becausesociety says I have to.
If they really put forth the effort,Ill give em somethin extra.
But this tipping automatically,its for the birds.
As far as Im concerned,theyre just doin their job.
- This girl was nice.- She was okay.
- She wasnt anything special.- Whats special?
Take you in the backand suck your dick?
Id go over % for that.
I ordered coffee, all right?Shes only filled my cup three times.
I want it filled six times.
Six times? Well, what ifshes too fuckin busy?
The words "too fuckin busy"shouldnt be in a waitresss vocabulary.
Excuse me, Mr. Pink,but the last fuckin thing you needs...
another cup of coffee.
These ladies arent starvin to death.They make minimum wage.
I used to work minimum wage,and when I did...
I wasnt lucky eno