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hwp Mom says we have to be polite
to her dates...
...and we will
if he makes it to the door.
- Merry Christmas, sucker.
- And dont come back for Kwanzaa.
Think youre going out
with our mama?
Im gonna get you two.
Get me out of here!
Lindsey, you really think Dads
coming back?
Any day now. But until then,
we have to keep Mom available.
Problem is, shes just too pretty.
That just makes our job
a whole lot tougher.
Sometimes I feel sorry for her.
Well, I feel sorry for the next sucker
who tries to put the moves on her.
- Mr. Persons.
- My man.
What you got for me?
- Ill get the door for you.
- Got that new-car smell, you know?
This puppys missing one thing.
Welcome to the big leagues, Satch.
Lets make it happen.
Look at this ride. Parchment leather
with the satin nickel trim.
Look out, ladies,
here we come. Holla.
Nick Persons. Hows it going, man?
Hows it look?
Keep driving, fool. Thats the one
that sicced her dog on you.
What? You want some of this, huh?
You want a piece of me?
Oh, my goodness.
Six thousand pounds of respect.
- Yeah. Its nice, huh?
- Yeah.
- Take it for a spin?
- Yeah.
I dont think so.
- Man, what did that unit set you back?
- I got a good deal on it.
Right. Your payments probably
cost more than my car.
Marty, my shoes cost more
than your car.
Look, Nick, here come your
favorite customers.
- Hey, mister, you got any Yu-Gi-Oh?
- What you think?
You got any Dragon Ball GT?
Look, you come in here every day
asking the same questions.
We aint got no Pokmon, no Digimon,
no Buffy, no SpongeBob...
...no Beanie Babies
and no shoplifters.
Now, get! Both of yall, get!
You better get.
You better get out of here.
- You got a way with kids.
- Theyre like cockroaches...
...except you cant squish them.
- You gonna clean that?
- I dont do windows.
What? It??l dry.
People wanna know
why I hate kids.
Whats the matter with you?
- I think Im in love.
- Love? No...
What do you mean, love?
Oh, yeah, thats the new girl from
the party-planning place. Yikes.
- Shes so fine.
- Yeah.
- Man, I got to get with that.
- Whoa, whoa.
Shes a divorce, man.
Thats way too much baggage
for a guy like you.
Dont be so quick
to judge people, man.
This isnt the Nick the Quick
that I know.
- Hey, I had broccoli yesterday.
- So?
Sometimes you got to try
something new, my friend.
Look and learn.
- Mom! Mom!
- Mom! Mom!
- How was school?
- I got on my test.
- Big deal.
- Okay, all right.
Who wants to go shoe shopping?
Lets go.
- What happened?
- Oh, man, shes a breeder.
Two of them.
Hey, wait!
- Oh, no.
- Help!
Do you have any jumper cables?
No. No!
Hey, Nick, dont do this.
Shes got two kids
and a broken-down car.
Whats next? You gonna
ask her mama to move in with us?
Oh, Im so happy to see you.
Ive been standing out here forever.
You know what?
This might not be a good idea,
because we got rain, electricity.
Oh, but I sure do appreciate it.
Okay.
You know, you look so familiar.
Have we met before?
Well, Im Nick. I work right across
the street from you.
Oh, thats right. Youre the guy
that owns that cute little toy store.
Fine sports collectibles.
Fine sports collectibles.
Ill hook this up for you.
I think my car hates me.
Oh, but, Nick, this is a nice ride.
- Oh, you like this, huh?
- Yeah.
You know, look.
It even heats the undercarriage.
I like it.
"I like it. "
Remember the score:
One player, two kids and...
Holy moly!
Oh, that is so cool.
Thats a Satchel Paige bobblehead.
Thats when he played
for the Monarchs.
What? A woman that knows a little
something about Satchel?
He was my daddys idol.
He pitched for five decades...
...including three shutout innings
for the Royals at the age of .
Well, you know, my man Satch
used to have a saying:
"Age is a question of
mind over matter.
If you dont mind, it dont matter. "
You know that?
This is Suzanne.
Hubba-hubba. Now, thats a woman.
Plenty of smarts, easy on the eyes,
and can quote my stats.
I dont care if she got kids.
I like her.
All we gotta do
is lose the small fries.
Now, Im not saying
drop them in the shark tank. No.
But theres nothing kids like more
than military school.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Excuse me?
I dont mind.
- Lf you need a lift, Ill give you a ride.
- Oh, okay.
Smooth, Nick. Heres how I think
that we gonna make our move.
Pretend like you gonna help her
with her seat belt...
...then with your free hand, put your
arm around her shoulder and... Hey!
Let me out! How am I gonna
wave you home if I cant see the play?
Im a hall-of-famer.
How about showing some respect?
And thats my story.