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hwp Miss Lemmon! Miss Lemmon!
Miss Lemmon!
What...?
Doctor Warfield!
Miss Lemmon, get Professor Kelp
in here immediately.
But, Dr Warfield, I think Professor Kelp
has a class right now.
He had a class. Cant you hear?
Now, get him!
Fires up here.
Get the axe! Get the axe!
All right, men,
all together at the door.
Look out! Look out! Look out!
Oh, oh... I beg your pardon.
Oh, but this is terrible!
Oh... !
Oh... Oh...
Oh, my... !
Professor Kelp?
Are you all right? And if you are,
where are you all right?
Oh, my...
Dr Warfield wants
to see you in his office.
- Dr Warfield?
- Yes, right away.
I used too much...
Kelp.
How long have you been
on the faculty of this university?
Well, now, I would say, er...
...prior to my exposure as a student
councillor, USC, three years...
No, I went to post-grad,
naturally, two years... No...
I had a botany exposure
in one particular school...
I had decided, pre-med, botany,
whatever, I would prefer the sciences...
I think I should go
back to when I graduated...
How long?!
Two years and minutes now.
Kelp, as I recall, upon your arrival here,
I told you and the other
new faculty members,
I will not stand for any member of staff
utilising the universitys facilities
for his or her
own personal experiments.
Did I not make myself
perfectly clear?
Good, I knew my memory
served me well.
And Kelp, wasnt it approximately
six weeks later
that you conducted a rather interesting
experiment before your class?
Let me see... I think it had something
to do with an additive to gasolene
for the purpose of increasing
the efficiency of the combustion engine.
- Right?
- Yes, it was something to that effect...
Do you recall what that additive was?
Yes, as a matter of fact, now that
you bring it up, the additive was
parts carbon, parts hydrogen,
part nitrogen, parts oxygen.
- Which, of course, is...?
- Nitroglycerine.
- The results were...?
- Negative.
- And...?
- Noisy.
Noisy!
It was the worst explosion in the history
of this or any other university.
That was years ago
and theyre still talking about it today.
Now you mention it,
I saw young Phips the other day.
You recall Arnold Phips
was in my class that day?
Yes, really,
what did he have to say?
That hes feeling much better and
the bandages should be off in weeks.
Oh, well, a couple... Exactly!
Thats exactly what I mean!
You are a menace.
Professor Kelp, believe me,
I know what Im talking about.
Kelp, its human nature.
Kelp, people just dont like teachers
blowing up their kids.
Kelp, try to understand
that I understand
that scientists and creators
have their little eccentricities.
Einstein hated haircuts,
da Vinci loved to paint and Newton...
Didnt he have
something to do with figs?
So therefore l, too, realise that you
have many of the same eccentricities.
Leave them in the locker when you
come in in the morning, Professor.
And feel free
to take them home at night.
All right, Kelp, simmer down and relax.
Im sure we wont have to have another
talk like this again. Am I correct?
Oh, without question,
youre absolutely...
...yes, well never
have to correct our talk.
We wont ever speak...
That is, well never have to talk again.
We just never will discuss talking.
Er, we shouldnt really
converse about speaking.
Professor, our discussion
has come to an end.
- Thank you, Dr...
- Kelp.
Yes?
Your watch...
...does it...
...always...?
Oh, no, just when I open...
Those are your greens.
Hi, how are you?
"Therefore, through history,"
"man has been curious..."
- Professor Kelp.
- Yes, Worfshefski?
- I have to go...
- You have to go?
Since when did you find it necessary
to ask permission to go?
No, well, what I meant to say,
Professor Kelp, was that...
...l have to go to football practice.
Football practice?
At this hour?
What about your studies?
Well, Mr Coughman, the coach,
he asked me to try
and get off my first class this morning...
Get off your first class?
Did he, now?
To get off your first class?
Mr Worfshefski, had you learned
anything in your first class,
and I refer to the elementary class,
you might not be
in such dire need of learning now.
Your request is denied.
Please sit down.